- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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