why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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