what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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