What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why? Because.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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