Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Hello.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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