- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

All of these jokes are about white people

guess what? bannanas

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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