- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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