Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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