- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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