how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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