- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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