- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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