- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

WNBA

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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