- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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