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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Take part of what?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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