- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Knock knock It's open, come in

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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