Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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