- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

why dont they make black forks

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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