Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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