One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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