- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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