Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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