Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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