- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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