- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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