You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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