- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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