- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

womens rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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