How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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