- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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