- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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