What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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