- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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