- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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