why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

The Princess is in another castle

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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