Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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