Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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