Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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