" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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