Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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