- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Gordon Brown smiles.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do I hate? people

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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