Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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