Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Golf.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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