Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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