- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Jesus Christ

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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