- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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