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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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