- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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