- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

sky silverstein

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??