Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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