- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

I like that, but why am I happy?

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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