- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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