Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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