- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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