- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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