- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Sarah Palin.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A praying mantis is very graceful

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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