Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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