- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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