How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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