When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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