- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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