Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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WNBA

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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