- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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