- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Allah walked into AK Bar

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

womens rights

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

eat a hot dog

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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