Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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