- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Maths.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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