Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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knock knock come in !

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darude- sandstorm

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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hola said the chinese man

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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