- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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