Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's worse than this That :(

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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