What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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