rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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