- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Gay rights.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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