- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

the economy.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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