- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

batman farted so hes retarded

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

haha black people :D

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

whats a joke

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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