Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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