Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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