A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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i hate non minorities!

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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