- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

9/11 my birthday

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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