- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

There was once a man who lived in a box.

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