- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Im taking a shit right now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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