- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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