Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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