- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

haha black people :D

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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