- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do I hate? people

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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