a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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