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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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