the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Do you play piano? No

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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