- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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