chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Hello.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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