A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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