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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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