- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

All of these jokes are about white people

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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