Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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