why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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