What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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a man was shot.... he died

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Anti Joke

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