How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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13 =B you just learned something

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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