Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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