Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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