- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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