Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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