why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

The chickens have become self-aware!

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

This is a random Anti joke.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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