- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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