- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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