Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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where's mom I killed her

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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